Status:
Royal
My profile:
Born: Black ‘n’ White
Interested in: Collingwood victories
Relationship status: Collingwood tragic
My friends:
Current friends: 1865

Add as friend:

* OUR MAJESTY
Every body sing…………

God save our gracious team,
Long live our noble team,
God save our team.

Send them victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over Dees,
G-o-d save our team!

* BRAD DICK
Watching him is like driving a convertible on a sunny day – you can’t keep the lid on!
Dr Derek Hine has done it again.  He is simply sensational!!! (actually, they both are)
And just what the Mighty Fightin’ Pies needed to inject some unbridled excitement into a season that was looking more suspect than Pendles’ mo!  But as mind blowingly awesome as the talented Mr. Dick appears to be, there is just one problem.

A player of this exceptional talent needs an appropriate nickname so I implore all Faithbookers to send in their contributions please.

* THE FINGER WAGGLE
Just what has Sir Leon of Neon started? Down at Lexusland there’s more post goal finger waggling going on than a goal umpire convention.  Leon, Dick, Dids – they’re all in on it now.  Don’t get me wrong, I love it like Mike Sheahan loves a leather couch, I just can’t wait for The Silencer, Presti to start doing it.

Delete as friend:

* WAITING FOR MEDS RETURN
I’m hangin’ out like a Scotsman’s sporran!

Inbox:

Sear Hottie,
When are you going to talk up the great Nick Maxwell? He is like the Jason Statham of our back line.
Liza (Werribee)

You are right Liza, he does go at it lock, stock and with two smoking barrels.

Dear Mr. Hotrod,
My family and I would like to thank the Collingwood Football Club for the wonderful birthday present.
E. Windsor (Buckingham Palace)

The problem, as always your Maj, is what do you get a lady who has everything?
So, after much umming and arring, we played it safe and got what we got you last year.
But this time we got Brad Dick to gift wrap it for you!

Hey Hotrod,
What a great 3 weeks. The wife thinks I've been possessed by aliens because I keep saying "we are getting so good people are starting to hate us again". How good is that!?
Ian Morrison (Hong Kong Manicmagpie)

It’s definitely better to be possessed by aliens than Demons Ian!

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KEEP THE FAITH

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